Histomat: Adventures in Historical Materialism

'Historical materialism is the theory of the proletarian revolution.' Georg Luk√°cs

Friday, June 23, 2006

Annual Histomat CEO report

On behalf of the board of Histomat directors it is my responsibility as Histomat Chief Executive Officer to present the annual Histomat report to shareholders to you today. It is indeed one year since 'Histomat' was born into the blogosphere, and I am pleased to announce that have already established ourselves a niche among those interested in 'English', 'Socialism', 'UK' and 'Marxism'. Shareholders will be pleased to note that our profile among such blogs is very high indeed.

We now rank #1 in Google for 'Histomat'
We now rank #1 in Google for 'Adventures in Historical Materialism'
We now rank #12 in Google for 'Historical Materialism'
We now rank #1 in Google for 'King Edward VIII Nazi'

These are no small achievements and it is no surprise that investors in blogs have picked up on this. See the report online here as well as our rising share price in the graph above. Some might wonder at the blip which coincided with our rebranding exercise in November 2005, but with hindsight it is clear that this really added to our corporate image and we have given ourselves bonuses in line with the going rate for corporate executives as a recognition of this achievement. We remain committed to not only delivering a high rate of return to our shareholders but also acting in the best interests of our customers looking for high quality socialist history in the blogosphere as well - and accordingly we always remain open to new ideas and suggestions that can take Histomat forward in the coming year. In the words of Che Guevara, Forever onwards Towards Victory! Hasta la Victoria Siempre!



At 3:40 pm, Blogger Snowball said...

Corporate Chief Executive Officers always lie, Comrade.


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