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Friday, February 29, 2008

Exclusive Offer: The Royal Warrior Celebration Plate

Barbarism: A village in Afghanistan

By exclusive appointment, Royal Doulton are pleased to announce the limited edition The Royal Warrior Celebration Plate, lovingly made to commemorate HRH Prince Harry's ten week tour of duty during the Fourth Anglo-Afghan War. This is a limited edition plate and only 4,000 will be made. Issued to commemorate the inspiring heroism of His Royal Highness the Prince Henry Charles Albert David as he singlehandedly takes on 'Terry Taliban', it will allow you to remember forever the unforgettable highlights of HRH Prince Harry's tour of duty...from the daily ritual of a morning kickabout after breakfast...to calling in his first airstrike on an Afghan village from a fortified position miles away before lunch...driving a Spartan tank around the base camp during the afternoon...to hosting his famed 'colonials and natives' themed dinner parties in the barracks in the evening.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Western Civilisation comes at last!

Cry God for Harry, England and St George!

The Royal Warrior Celebration Plate measures 9 inches (23 cm) in diameter and weighs unpackaged approximately 375 grammes. Don't miss this exclusive opportunity - contact us while stocks last.

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At 6:26 pm, Anonymous Hossam said...

I hope the Taliban will get his royal sweet ass soon, the war criminal he is...

At 9:23 pm, Blogger paddington said...

haha - v good. Are you coming down on the 15th?


At 4:10 pm, Blogger Snowball said...

Sadly not paddington - I can't make it because of work...have a good one though...


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